{"title":"Christmas","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eGet into the holiday spirit with our Christmas Collection, featuring funny, festive, and unique shirts perfect for Christmas parties, family gatherings, holiday gifts, and spreading a little Christmas cheer with plenty of personality!\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"santa-came-twice","title":"Santa Came Twice","description":"Apparently being on the nice list comes with benefits.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe Santa Came Twice tee features the cheeky declaration “I’m So Good Santa Came Twice,” putting a mischievous little twist on classic Christmas humor. Festive, playful, and just suggestive enough to make someone read it twice themselves.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for Christmas parties, ugly sweater events, holiday gatherings, or anyone who considers themselves exceptionally good at being bad.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nApparently Santa couldn't stay away.","brand":"Everybody's Ink","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":58740211744928,"sku":"2071011_11546","price":18.54,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":58740211777696,"sku":"2071011_11547","price":18.54,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":58740211810464,"sku":"2071011_11548","price":18.54,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":58740211843232,"sku":"2071011_11549","price":18.54,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":58740211876000,"sku":"2071011_11550","price":20.19,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":58740211908768,"sku":"2071011_12644","price":21.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL","offer_id":58740211941536,"sku":"2071011_12645","price":23.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL","offer_id":58740211974304,"sku":"2071011_12646","price":25.14,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1050\/7439\/3248\/files\/unisex-classic-tee-black-front-6a8524af7c8ec.jpg?v=1787110595"},{"product_id":"stop-staring","title":"Stop Staring","description":"Apparently the best gifts come with a warning label.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe Stop Staring tee features two festive gift boxes strategically placed where the wearer’s breasts would sit, paired with the cheeky message “Stop Staring at My Packages.” It’s a simple Christmas visual gag that takes a familiar holiday phrase and gives it a hilariously suggestive twist.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nFestive, playful, and guaranteed to inspire a few double takes, this shirt is perfect for anyone who likes their Christmas humor a little naughty and their gifts impossible to ignore.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSome packages are meant to be admired from a distance.","brand":"Everybody's Ink","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":58740212301984,"sku":"7097691_11546","price":18.54,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":58740212334752,"sku":"7097691_11547","price":18.54,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":58740212367520,"sku":"7097691_11548","price":18.54,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":58740212400288,"sku":"7097691_11549","price":18.54,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":58740212433056,"sku":"7097691_11550","price":20.19,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":58740212465824,"sku":"7097691_12644","price":21.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL","offer_id":58740212498592,"sku":"7097691_12645","price":23.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL","offer_id":58740212531360,"sku":"7097691_12646","price":25.14,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1050\/7439\/3248\/files\/unisex-classic-tee-black-front-6a852532788a3.jpg?v=1787110721"},{"product_id":"holly-jolly-christmas","title":"Holly Jolly Christmas","description":"Christmas cheer with just enough attitude to make the nice list questionable.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe Holly Jolly Christmas tee features the festive phrase “Have a Holly Jolly Christmas,” with carefully highlighted lettering revealing the cheeky hidden message “You a Ho.” It’s a clever little typography trick that looks innocent at first glance and then delivers the punchline once you notice the different lettering.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for Christmas parties, ugly sweater events, holiday gatherings, or anyone whose definition of “holly jolly” comes with a little sass.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nBecause sometimes the best Christmas messages are hiding in plain sight.","brand":"Everybody's Ink","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":58740213481632,"sku":"6797909_11546","price":18.54,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":58740213514400,"sku":"6797909_11547","price":18.54,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":58740213547168,"sku":"6797909_11548","price":18.54,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":58740213579936,"sku":"6797909_11549","price":18.54,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":58740213612704,"sku":"6797909_11550","price":20.19,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":58740213645472,"sku":"6797909_12644","price":21.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL","offer_id":58740213678240,"sku":"6797909_12645","price":23.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL","offer_id":58740213711008,"sku":"6797909_12646","price":25.14,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1050\/7439\/3248\/files\/unisex-classic-tee-black-front-6a8525eed0645.jpg?v=1787110909"},{"product_id":"hung","title":"Hung","description":"Short, simple, and just the right amount of naughty.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe Hung tee takes a classic Christmas stocking and turns it into a cheeky little holiday double entendre with one perfectly chosen word: “HUNG.” No lengthy punchline, no complicated artwork—the stocking does all the setup and the single word delivers the joke.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIt’s festive, suggestive, and guaranteed to make people look twice before pretending they didn't laugh.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for Christmas parties, holiday gatherings, ugly sweater events, or anyone who likes their Christmas humor with a little extra length.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSometimes one word is all you need.","brand":"Everybody's Ink","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":58740225310880,"sku":"3930054_11576","price":18.54,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":58740225343648,"sku":"3930054_11577","price":18.54,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":58740225376416,"sku":"3930054_11578","price":18.54,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":58740225409184,"sku":"3930054_11579","price":18.54,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":58740225441952,"sku":"3930054_11580","price":20.19,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":58740225474720,"sku":"3930054_12650","price":21.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL","offer_id":58740225507488,"sku":"3930054_12651","price":23.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL","offer_id":58740225540256,"sku":"3930054_12652","price":25.14,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1050\/7439\/3248\/files\/unisex-classic-tee-white-front-6a85267588e64.jpg?v=1787111041"},{"product_id":"not-gonna-lick-itself","title":"Not Gonna Lick Itself","description":"Apparently Santa's workshop isn't the only place where things get sticky.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe Not Gonna Lick Itself tee puts a cheeky spin on Christmas candy, featuring a classic candy cane alongside the bold phrase “Not Gonna Lick Itself.” It’s festive, suggestive, and just inappropriate enough to make people read it twice before the joke clicks.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for Christmas parties, holiday gatherings, stocking stuffers, and anyone who likes their seasonal humor with a little naughty flavor.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSome traditions require a hands-on approach.","brand":"Everybody's Ink","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":58740242546848,"sku":"7620055_11546","price":18.54,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":58740242579616,"sku":"7620055_11547","price":18.54,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":58740242612384,"sku":"7620055_11548","price":18.54,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":58740242645152,"sku":"7620055_11549","price":18.54,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":58740242677920,"sku":"7620055_11550","price":20.19,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":58740242710688,"sku":"7620055_12644","price":21.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL","offer_id":58740242743456,"sku":"7620055_12645","price":23.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL","offer_id":58740242776224,"sku":"7620055_12646","price":25.14,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1050\/7439\/3248\/files\/unisex-classic-tee-black-front-6a85270c05eab.jpg?v=1787111197"},{"product_id":"well-hung","title":"Well Hung","description":"Some Christmas decorations just come with a little extra confidence.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe Well Hung tee features a classic Christmas stocking paired with the simple, cheeky phrase “WELL HUNG.” It’s festive, suggestive, and perfectly suited for anyone who likes their holiday humor with a little innuendo and absolutely no explanation.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe stocking sets up the joke. The wording finishes it. That’s really all you need.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for Christmas parties, ugly sweater events, holiday gatherings, or anyone who enjoys making innocent Christmas decorations slightly less innocent.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nHang it proudly.","brand":"Everybody's Ink","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":58740890468512,"sku":"5796875_11546","price":18.54,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":58740890501280,"sku":"5796875_11547","price":18.54,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":58740890534048,"sku":"5796875_11548","price":18.54,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":58740890566816,"sku":"5796875_11549","price":18.54,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":58740890599584,"sku":"5796875_11550","price":20.19,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":58740890632352,"sku":"5796875_12644","price":21.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL","offer_id":58740890665120,"sku":"5796875_12645","price":23.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL","offer_id":58740890697888,"sku":"5796875_12646","price":25.14,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1050\/7439\/3248\/files\/unisex-classic-tee-black-front-6a854bb9e24fd.jpg?v=1787120587"},{"product_id":"big-nick-energy","title":"Big Nick Energy","description":"Santa just upgraded from delivering presents to delivering attitude.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe Big Nick Energy tee puts a hilarious spin on the holiday season, featuring Santa himself alongside the bold phrase “BIG NICK ENERGY.” It’s festive, cheeky, and packed with the kind of confidence you'd expect from the man who somehow manages to visit every house in one night.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for Christmas parties, ugly sweater events, holiday gatherings, or anyone who brings a little extra swagger to the holiday season.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nBig beard. Big sleigh. Big Nick Energy.","brand":"Everybody's Ink","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":58740927463584,"sku":"8092201_11576","price":18.54,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":58740927496352,"sku":"8092201_11577","price":18.54,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":58740927529120,"sku":"8092201_11578","price":18.54,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":58740927561888,"sku":"8092201_11579","price":18.54,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":58740927594656,"sku":"8092201_11580","price":20.19,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":58740927627424,"sku":"8092201_12650","price":21.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL","offer_id":58740927660192,"sku":"8092201_12651","price":23.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL","offer_id":58740927692960,"sku":"8092201_12652","price":25.14,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1050\/7439\/3248\/files\/unisex-classic-tee-white-front-6a854c4537239.jpg?v=1787120723"},{"product_id":"i-do-it-for-the-hos","title":"I Do It for the Ho's","description":"Santa's got a list, a sleigh, and apparently a very specific reason for making the rounds.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe I Do It for the Ho's tee puts a cheeky spin on Santa's annual mission, pairing the bold phrase with an image of the jolly old man himself. It's festive, irreverent, and just naughty enough to make the nice list questionable.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for Christmas parties, ugly sweater events, holiday gatherings, or anyone who thinks Santa's holiday motivation might be a little different than advertised.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nHe knows who's naughty. He just happens to prefer them that way.","brand":"Everybody's Ink","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":58740976124064,"sku":"7923621_11546","price":18.54,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":58740976156832,"sku":"7923621_11547","price":18.54,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":58740976189600,"sku":"7923621_11548","price":18.54,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":58740976222368,"sku":"7923621_11549","price":18.54,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":58740976255136,"sku":"7923621_11550","price":20.19,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":58740976287904,"sku":"7923621_12644","price":21.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL","offer_id":58740976320672,"sku":"7923621_12645","price":23.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL","offer_id":58740976353440,"sku":"7923621_12646","price":25.14,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1050\/7439\/3248\/files\/unisex-classic-tee-black-front-6a854cc55c492.jpg?v=1787120851"}],"url":"https:\/\/everybodysink.com\/collections\/christmas.oembed","provider":"Everybody's Ink","version":"1.0","type":"link"}