Sorry Princess

Congratulations, princess—you've been politely informed of the dating requirements.

This tee is for the people whose sense of humor comes with a warning label. Equal parts ridiculous, offensive, and guaranteed to get side-eyes from strangers, it's the perfect conversation starter (or conversation ender). Wear it to bars, parties, concerts, or family gatherings if you're feeling especially brave.

Made from a soft, comfortable unisex shirt because even terrible life choices deserve premium comfort. If your favorite hobby is making your friends say, "You seriously wore that?" then you've found your new favorite tee.